Spagetios

So i don't know how to spell spagetios. Is it with two g's (spaggetios)? Or maybe or is it eo (spageteos)? It could be sppaaggetios for all i know. Why doesn't spell check have these words? Google says it is spaghettios spelled with a capital O, which i find oddly hilarious. SpaghettiOs, and is has an h who would have thunk.
I promise i will not always talk about food. I don't promise that i wont though. And i talk a lot about english, because it is funny and i am bad at it. Like i just tried to text bow, like you would to a crowd. But then there is the thing that shoots arrows. Can i bow to a bow? And how do i know which is which, and what makes one be pronounced so different.
So besides that it rained and snowed today and i am learning to walk in slush, which is hard to do and not get wet feet. I get wet feet, because i tried to slide. Oh and puddles are only fun in the rain. Fact! I am cool. Fact! I am tired. Fact! I went swimming in a icy lake tonight. False!
I did class stuff today and went to FHE, and attempted lots of homework.
So another Fact! is that Jenica, who i am "dating" is fun and cool. She gave me spicy food and then we found cheese to make your mouth stop burning. Then i ate tons of cookies for the second time in one night. Then i cuddled with a significant girl, and we grasped one another's hands harmoniously. Which feels good, even if i don't really know what that means. I am sleep deprived, so this is more disastrous than normal for that reason.
Also i found out you can make ice cream with clean snow, and condensed milk. And i am still trying to figure out how you condense milk. It doesn't work whenever i try.
Also at Jenica's casa we were asking people if they had innies or outies. I found that these terms only refer to belly buttons, because everyone knew what we meant. Therefore you can't refer to your pocket or tongue as being outie, and so forth. Interesting huh.
I have a bunch of test crap tomorrow so text me good luck. Keep it under 160 words though, because otherwise it comes in two texts. Oh and I love being Mormon.
Peace out till lazers.
sincerely, the author

Animal Crackers

So i just wanted to write one with this name, since i had one called gold fish a while back. But i have decided that they have rainbow goldfish, that are just so much more exciting then the yellow pasty colored ones. So they should make colored animal crackers. NO red ones though, because obviously red flavored salty foods taste bad. They flavor it with beats or beets, the red vegetable, to make it red, but the flavor soaks in. Gross. So they should find an alternative like liquorish, or strawberries, or maybe even red dye. So many options and they chose a nasty one. That means if one out of five is red, then 1/5 of the box goes to feeding spoiled ducks and geese. By the way i can't tell ducks and geese apart anymore, but i think i could as a child. Maybe they are mating and the line is becoming foggy. But the things get goldfish, so they can't complain. Animal crackers are good though. I like to bite off all appendages, before gobbling down the body. Which if they were real animals  you couldn't do that, because it would be cruel, cuz they would suffer more that way. But back to the point i was going to make forever ago. I bought animal crackers to try eating with roman noodles. I am going to see if Anne the curly haired orphan has good taste in food or not. Oh and is Anne and Shirley Temple the same girl? I need to ask Google one of these days.
It is !:00 exactly so bed time has arrived. Peace out my avid listeners/readers, and i hope you were not bored enough to make it this far.
Lazers

Correction

So i am told by my mothering mother, that it is not hard core to write only 2 lines on a blog. So now that i am feeling more hardcore i might just reach four lines, which would mean that i am twice as hard core as before. And i spelled hardcore with a space in between and Google told me that is wrong and that it goes together. I refuse to erase it though, because then this sentence wouldn't make sense if i did. Oh and Google is in my spell checker and it is a proper noun, because it yelled at me with that red squiggly line. So i right clicked and it said i didn't capitalize the G. Proper nouns are stressful to me, because you have to hit two keys at the same time. I wish it would auto-magically(i guess a - goes there) capitalize it for me. Another revelation is that i am challenged with the English language no matter what time i write. Oh and English is a proper noun too i guess.
So i have officially out done myself in hardcoreness(this is a new word i guess, because the red line is saying it is not a word and its closest suggestion is hazardousness).

Hard core

So I just wanted to announce that I think I am Hard Core. Oh and why does gum get harder the longer you chew it. I just find that weird. I like doing wheel chair wheelies. Hard Core!