Midterms blow like the wind in Rexburg

So just to clarify. The wind blows hard here and if you put that in my midterm equation as a constant variable, then you know what i am not a fan of, and how much i am not a fan of it. I just took an exam for a class that i studied my but off literally, but not. But i did study super hard, just my butt is still there is what i am saying. Anyways i got an 82% on the test, and the weird part is that I am super content and happy with that. I actually think it will be one of the best grades in the class as sad as that is. Anyways life feels good right now.
Sports are interesting as i am in 6 different intermurral sports: volleyball, basketball, battleship, futsol which is indoor soccer, and dodge ball. But really my teams are all doing good. Vollyball we are getting better and we almost beat the second place team. Basketball, we have won most of our games and our last game the pity rule came into effect, because we were beating them by thirty points. Battleship, we have found the secret to staying affloat, and we didn't get sunk this last week in all three rounds. Futsol, I was named MVP by my team for scoring two of our four goals this last week, and assisting the others. And dodge ball we are undefeated due to the fact that it starts late and we haven't had a game yet. All i can say is that i am getting super humble from all this winning and awesomeness that i have been throwing down. Ok I am actually struggling. It is fun though.
Anyways not dating, nor have i gone on a date this semester. I am hot so i can't figure out why i am not getting asked out more, but what ever:-). Also i have a really cute black girl that i want to take on a date, and she is from england and has a cool accent. So what is cooler then that. That is like two great things in the same present. But in all reality i probably will just wink at her and say hi, and never actually go to the work of asking her out, due to lazyness and shyness and other yness-es. Anyways i am going home now to my cornbread and ramen so be jealous and peace out.

Bam and procrastination won.

So i am putting off homework. Not a new thing really. I just chose to blog in that time block of worthlessness. I don't really have much to say though. I guess i could mention my interesting day. So i met a girl who has an unknown ethnicity. I asked her if she was born in the US and she said of course and asked me why i thought she hadn't been. It was an awkward moment. Sooo i asked her on a date for tomorrow and we will see how it goes. She is gorgeous and is really witty and doesn't take my crap. She also handles awkward moments well, which happens a lot with me. She also is 24 and a return missionary. Things are looking pretty awesome, and i am super excited. Only problem is after the weird moment, which was oddly fun her ex-boyfriend got brought up. Come to find out i asked for her number the same day she broke up with him. I am hoping that is good timing. She also gets asked out a ton, which means there is competition so i am going to use my "A" game on the date.
"A" game is different for every guy probably. Mine includes a shirt that shows off my biceps and creates the illusion that I have muscles. I will wear faded pants to show i am classy. I usually will listen to some comedy before the date, because i feel funnier after that stuff. I will wear my best cologne, which is actually a decision in the moment and is left up to my mixing skills. I make sure to eat a breakfast of champions, which will be cinnamon Life cereal. I will eat candy to be sweet, and smarties to be smart. I will do a sudoku to be analytical and see clearly. I plan on chewing mango gum and being well hydrated. Also i will not eat lots of fiber, because that is never a good idea before a date. That about sums up my "A" game. Then there is"B" game and the others, but really it is a sad day if i don't have my good game on. Can't get a bad grade like a "C" on game. Average is sad and then you don't get to date really great girls.
Well back to homework, and watching Rocky on TV, which is a classic and i don't know why. It can't be famous for the acting, cuz that isn't great and the fighting is sad too. I really feel like Mr. T is what makes Rocky Rocky. The theme song is good too though. I feel like running with gloves on every time i hear it, and randomly punching the air. He also wears old school all-stars which is another selling point. So there are some awesome parts. Well i am going to go punch some frozen meat. Peace out homies.