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My celebrity crush! |
I figured that there were still two downs left before a turnover on downs. So the next day I put on my cleats knowing the traction would only help me dodge any attacks coming my way. So I see her in the library that night and go up to her. When i go up to her I say "Well here I am, now what were your other two wishes?" She looks at me and says, "second is for a cheesy pick up line, and that just came true, and I am saving my third for when I see you tomorrow." I walk away smiling, but i know that tomorrow it is only "A" game, because it is forth down and I am going to throw a hail marry and get her number.
I wake up the next day and put on my Lucky cologne, which is an actual brand, put on some burts bees and my magnet shirt and go on the hunt. I see her after third period and she is sitting on a bench she points at me and then point to the spot next to her. I sit and try to flex some as a gorilla would to intimidate and impress his mate before going in. I turn to her and say "If I could rearrange the alphabet i would put "I" and "U" together." She looks at me and compliments me on my persistence and says, "So there is an "O" between "I" and "U", so what can i do for you." My face turns red as i realize i have just been extended a pity date by a beautiful girl.
So i tell her how i have a problem with my phone because it doesn't have her number in it. She types it in my phone under, "sugar" and she tells me that she just got her second wish. I blush awkwardly and then ask her if she is currently accepting applications for boyfriends, and she told me she is but she doesn't know how long it will sit in the filing cabinet. After she accepts my bet of $20 that she will stand me up I walk away with a smile the size of a waxing moon!
So one thing led to another and me and Barbie ended up on a wedding cake together. The End!
Yes...beats twilight for sure. However, it was lacking in smoldering stares. ;)
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