Saturday, June 25, 2011

I am easily amused!!!

I want to write a quick blog post so my humble and dedicated followers will not lose hope. I have no clue what to write about. So waiting for inspiration.... BAM!!!
I am cool. What is interesting about this is that weird and strange people can be normal. Because instead of being rejected by society they accept me. I for example love pop rocks and bubble rap. It is weird, but since other people share the same passions it is cool. Just popping sounds are cool. Fireworks is another popping thing that the world loves, but it is weird that we enjoy the sound so much.
Also throwing things off cliffs and big ledges. I get to the top of a cliff or something and I immediately get the erg to throw something off. I can't even say how many times i have thrown rocks off cliffs. And the higher the better. At the Grand Canyon I loved throwing rocks off and i didn't even think of the people i could possibly hit hiking in the bottom. So i wont go hiking there. We used to go to a dam when i was younger and we would spit off and watch our spit fall and that was fun. And i even almost got kicked out of a Rockie's game for throwing stuff like trash over the railing. So why do simple things entertain us the most. I love bouncy balls still and i never get bored with them.
On the flip side with complicated things like those learned in school, i often get bored. We might be studying valence electrons and i will fall asleep in minutes, but as soon as he sticks a balloon in liquid nitrogen I am awake and excited to see a balloon deflate.
and How am i so easily amused and weird and still society accepts me?
So i am cool but along with all other easily amused people, but i think that is what makes life fun and worth living. So I am going to blow off all the dandy lion tops in my lawn and maybe eat some flowers and throw some rocks and call my day complete and happy.
Love you my minions!!! live long and prosper and "peace out".

Crap I have a story i want to tell quick. I was camping and we found a sandy will with lots of big boulders on it and a creek in the bottom. So we decided it would be "fun" to roll rocks down into the river to dam it up. Which damming up rivers and gutters in front of your house is fun. I envy beavers and i would be happy to be one if reincarnation was real. But chewing on wood all day would be lame and so would having huge teeth. But anyways was on the downhill side of a boulder and pulling on it which was not smart and i rolled it over my hand and crushed it, leaving my hand a bloody mess. I still have a small scar from it. So when easily amusing yourselves with dumb things be smart about it. Ironically funny but realistically true.
And i just discovered that they sell dandelion seeds on-line. What?

1 comment:

  1. I think there have been a lot of times you have hurt yourself with the ways you chose to entertain yourself, like when you used to ride your bike down the steep hill in our old back yard and slam into the house. Which also explains why you have had more broken bones and stitches than anyone else in the family. I'm just glad you're still alive.