Tuesday, December 7, 2010


So i don't know how to spell spagetios. Is it with two g's (spaggetios)? Or maybe or is it eo (spageteos)? It could be sppaaggetios for all i know. Why doesn't spell check have these words? Google says it is spaghettios spelled with a capital O, which i find oddly hilarious. SpaghettiOs, and is has an h who would have thunk.
I promise i will not always talk about food. I don't promise that i wont though. And i talk a lot about english, because it is funny and i am bad at it. Like i just tried to text bow, like you would to a crowd. But then there is the thing that shoots arrows. Can i bow to a bow? And how do i know which is which, and what makes one be pronounced so different.
So besides that it rained and snowed today and i am learning to walk in slush, which is hard to do and not get wet feet. I get wet feet, because i tried to slide. Oh and puddles are only fun in the rain. Fact! I am cool. Fact! I am tired. Fact! I went swimming in a icy lake tonight. False!
I did class stuff today and went to FHE, and attempted lots of homework.
So another Fact! is that Jenica, who i am "dating" is fun and cool. She gave me spicy food and then we found cheese to make your mouth stop burning. Then i ate tons of cookies for the second time in one night. Then i cuddled with a significant girl, and we grasped one another's hands harmoniously. Which feels good, even if i don't really know what that means. I am sleep deprived, so this is more disastrous than normal for that reason.
Also i found out you can make ice cream with clean snow, and condensed milk. And i am still trying to figure out how you condense milk. It doesn't work whenever i try.
Also at Jenica's casa we were asking people if they had innies or outies. I found that these terms only refer to belly buttons, because everyone knew what we meant. Therefore you can't refer to your pocket or tongue as being outie, and so forth. Interesting huh.
I have a bunch of test crap tomorrow so text me good luck. Keep it under 160 words though, because otherwise it comes in two texts. Oh and I love being Mormon.
Peace out till lazers.
sincerely, the author

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Animal Crackers

So i just wanted to write one with this name, since i had one called gold fish a while back. But i have decided that they have rainbow goldfish, that are just so much more exciting then the yellow pasty colored ones. So they should make colored animal crackers. NO red ones though, because obviously red flavored salty foods taste bad. They flavor it with beats or beets, the red vegetable, to make it red, but the flavor soaks in. Gross. So they should find an alternative like liquorish, or strawberries, or maybe even red dye. So many options and they chose a nasty one. That means if one out of five is red, then 1/5 of the box goes to feeding spoiled ducks and geese. By the way i can't tell ducks and geese apart anymore, but i think i could as a child. Maybe they are mating and the line is becoming foggy. But the things get goldfish, so they can't complain. Animal crackers are good though. I like to bite off all appendages, before gobbling down the body. Which if they were real animals  you couldn't do that, because it would be cruel, cuz they would suffer more that way. But back to the point i was going to make forever ago. I bought animal crackers to try eating with roman noodles. I am going to see if Anne the curly haired orphan has good taste in food or not. Oh and is Anne and Shirley Temple the same girl? I need to ask Google one of these days.
It is !:00 exactly so bed time has arrived. Peace out my avid listeners/readers, and i hope you were not bored enough to make it this far.


So i am told by my mothering mother, that it is not hard core to write only 2 lines on a blog. So now that i am feeling more hardcore i might just reach four lines, which would mean that i am twice as hard core as before. And i spelled hardcore with a space in between and Google told me that is wrong and that it goes together. I refuse to erase it though, because then this sentence wouldn't make sense if i did. Oh and Google is in my spell checker and it is a proper noun, because it yelled at me with that red squiggly line. So i right clicked and it said i didn't capitalize the G. Proper nouns are stressful to me, because you have to hit two keys at the same time. I wish it would auto-magically(i guess a - goes there) capitalize it for me. Another revelation is that i am challenged with the English language no matter what time i write. Oh and English is a proper noun too i guess.
So i have officially out done myself in hardcoreness(this is a new word i guess, because the red line is saying it is not a word and its closest suggestion is hazardousness).

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Hard core

So I just wanted to announce that I think I am Hard Core. Oh and why does gum get harder the longer you chew it. I just find that weird. I like doing wheel chair wheelies. Hard Core!

Wednesday, October 27, 2010


So i am not quite ready to go to bed, and i am bored and eating stale goldfish. I had a baggy full of goldfish, that i filled up at home, before the beginning of the semester. They are the same crunchyness, but they definitely don't taste great like they did months ago. They are crazy fish though, because they never mold like bread does. Peculiar! They just change taste and i don't get it, because matter cannot be created or destroyed. This is the law of conservation of mass. So where did the flavor go then? It obviously went somewhere. If i breathed it on accident i just want to say that flavor tastes better in its solid form and it is boring and tasteless in its gaseous state. I just have to learn how to condense it and turn it back into a solid. Then I would condense all the flavor from stale cookies and stuff and I would eat that tasty solid constantly. Now the question is why it evaporated and left in the first place, and how do those freshening things work that you find in chips and random places. And why don't they come in goldfish boxes. If i could make them i would put them in all my food so that they always stayed fresh. I also wand to say that Ziploc is a bunch of liars. They say that the zip seal plastic sandwich bags hold in freshness. Well news flash to Ziplock, my goldfish went stale in the freshening Ziplock bag. I would sue, but there is probably some disclaimer somewhere. So since my predicament is at a dead end, I guess i will just start eating my crackers before they get months old, and not trust Ziplock.
I have just noticed that being in science classes has put me on an exponential curve in using corny science jokes and lame science analogies. I was thinking the other day in my idle time, they types of relationships i have with those around me. I was labeling my relationships as either covalent, polar-covalent, or ionic. And just fyi you are always slightly covalent in every ionic bond, and vice versa. Most girls i have dated have been mostly covalent, maybe like a 1.5, which makes me mostly ionic i have decided, but not super polar. Also the sharing of our mustard and ketchup is completely ionic, because i haven't used it once. I also decided in class what kind of element i am. I think i figured out that i am a calogen like clorine or iodine. I picked it according to size of the element, its stability, and its desire to complete its last orbital. The only problem is that it usually picks up a negative charge, so i might have to pick a different element, because i don't like being a downer. I guess i have something to think about tomorrow while i shave my manly beard. I wonder if that made sense.
peace out!

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Ward Halloween party = tis IT(pronounced tis eyet)

So first off i didn't mention Sunday. Sunday was awesome! We went to church with awesome lessons, and spiritualness. I didn't even fall asleep. You will learn that i judge the quality of every meeting by whether i felt tired or fell asleep or not. So then we got to hear president Eiring at stake conference, and he was hilarious and way good. This is the son not the apostle.
After the meeting, these cute girls from the ward invited our apartment over for dinner and made tons of good food for us. It was way good, and then we all played games after. We played dare UNO, where if you lose the UNO game you had to do a dare. I luckily didn't lose and have to enter a random apartment and sing i am a little tea pot for them.
We left there and something funny happened to Craig that he told me not to tell anyone, so i can't but it was hilarious. But we went and visited this tight girl from one of my classes and wished her happy birthday. The other guys then went to Dallin's house while i visited Emily and Andrea's apartment at Nauvoo, where they fed me delicious snacks of peanut-butter delightness.
Then I went to bed after having a pillow talk with Jacob about the girl he is crazy about. He is a goner.
Monday was fun as my science lab was canceled and so i did homework and texted Taylor at the table behind me trying to pick her future husband out of the guys sitting around her. She is one tough cookie as she turned all of them down. Better luck next time i guess. After that i ate tons of Jack in the box tacos. Which was a terrible idea, because we planned on working out right after. So we went and ran stairs and the tacos did not want to run. So i ran a bit and then laid down to let the riot in my stomach get back under control, and then i ran again.
Today was fun. Went to my classes and paid stellar attention. Then tonight we went to our ward Halloween party. We wore white trash bags, and we were weight trash. Extremely clever i know! It was my idea that i came up with when i was really bored somewhere or maybe it was when i was in the bathroom and yelled urica. It was at a barn that was cool with a dance floor in the upstairs. We combined with another ward and the dance was sick! It was fun and the girls in the other ward, were a bunch of girls we met one day at the gas station and became friends with. So it was fun to chill with them. Also I saw a girl there, that I had a major crush on and one that I still like. So i got to talk to her tonight. I also met this awesome girl from Brooklyn today too. I am going to make some awesome friends this semester:-)
So I like girls a lot. They are my Achilles heel. I am still going strong with my bet though, but if i meet a good looking tall black girl I will call the bet off. I am sad though, because I didn't get to go to the haunted mill this year:-( but i did find out where the ice caves are today and that might be the activity for this weekend if i don't find a girl for the haunted house.
Oh and chocolate fudge is a new type of pop tart and i give it two thumbs and a one of my other fingers. the end.
Peace out!!!

Monday, October 25, 2010

A real cowboy!

So this weekend has been pretty crazy. Saturday was loco, because well I woke up early so i could go to Christine's volleyball game. She is amazing and It was fun to see her slam it down and do this shake dance whenever they scored off a serve. Then i got to play bball with two other kids who were way good, and humbled me with their quickness and swishes. It was fun though, and i am still not in good shape, but i am getting there. I also saw another squirrel and now i want to count them and put tags on them to see how many there are in total on campus.
The rest of the day was weird as i felt like i was trying to kill time, because i was nervous for the rodeo and just wanted it to start. I did visit the colonial girls though. Also me and Jacob decided to carbo load so we could have energy to run down animals. So we went to wingers and it turns out they were have an all you can eat sticky fingers. So we accepted the challenge and went to work. I ate so many, till the point i was twitching from sticky finger over dose. And yes you can OD on sticky fingers i decided. The sauce definitely messes with you after a while. So we ate our weight in chicken and we both impressed our cute weigh-tress. Then we stumbled out and made it to the couches. I crashed on the couch in a food coma for like 2 hours. It was a great pain, and man did i get the carbs i needed.
So game time comes and we go down to the fairgrounds. The crowd is filling up the stands and our excitement was building. I was scared for a bit, when signing the paperwork and it is going over all the legal stuff if i get hurt or die. It was kinda loco knowing it was possible, but yet again I felt safer chasing a steer with horns, then crossing the Rexburg cross walks at night. I think i am more likely to die crossing the street then with a steer. So i signed my autograph on the forms. So then they got us all together and showed us the event scheduled, and we peeked over the fence at the steers. We googled steers and they were way bigger looking on google then in real life. So that boosted my confidence. So they announced us all and we ran out and bowed and stuff. They butchered my name though, so i didn't know they said my name until no one else was running out, and when my roommate said that it was me.
So before our event we jumped the fences and got to chase some steers and try to pull ribbons off their tails. I got one off, but it dropped and someone else grabbed it. I grabbed a hold several times to them though. It was a blast, and Jacob missed the tail on one steer and stuck his hand just under its tail into the scat residue. Oh and there was like 40 other people all chasing wildly with us.
Then we watched the cool events of people riding the bucking steers and a guy ride two horses at the same time and jump them both. It was cool, but finally the 3 man steer ride was up.
So we all lined up behind the barrels at the halfway line, with the steers at the opposite end. They all had two ropes hanging off of their horns to steer the steer with. So the buzzer went and me, Jacob, and Craig were off. We went to the back, and Craig jumped in and grabbed one, but lost grip when another steer pushed him off. By that time Jacob had caught one by the horn, just to have the same thing happen to him, but Craig turned and caught it by the horn and with a constipated look, pulled it to the ground. So it was laying on the ground and we got to it as it was getting up. I was suppose to ride it and i was going to mount it from behind, but it kept kicking and i want kids one day so i ran to the side and jumped on. I hugged that thing so tight. We got it moving forward with me awkwardly hanging on for dear life. Then it got its foot stuck on another rope and just collapsed. I jumped off and backed up. My roommates savagely manhandled that thing, but we didn't win.
So really it was the funnest thing this semester. We almost peed our pants after talking about it and as Craig reenacted each of our faces during different moments. Oh and our FHE sisters came to watch, and some other friends of ours. It was way fun, and we even got to chase pigs after that.
So after we went to Horkley to get pop, and we were really dirty and we smelled like manure. It was funny to see people avoid us. We slept like rocks though and with big smiles. I feel like a real cowboy now, but i am still not going to listen to country music. I am not that cowboy yet:-).
So really I love life, and God has blessed me an incredible amount. I get so much more than I deserve, and I live with the funnest guys in Rexburg. What a life!!!
peace out

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Guitars Unpluged

So today was sssssssiiiiiiiiccccccccccckkkkkkkkkk! Ok so maybe not that much maybe minus a few c's and k's. But it was still fun. So i had one class canceled today so i got to sleep in and then i got to come home early. I also finished with my homework early. So then Jacob found a flier about a rodeo with a free entry and since i haven't been in a rodeo before i decided to sign up. They were all filled up for steer riding and so i signed up for 3 man steer riding and got my roommates to sign up with me. So i guess my roommates have to chase down the steer and grab the ropes holding it and then i have to jump on and somehow ride it past some finish line, and we are suppose to do this faster then everyone else. So i am going to be in a rodeo tomorrow.
As for tonight i went and watched psyche at Ashley's apartment with her and her roommates. After i went to guitars unplugged. I got there like an hour early and sat by myself like a loser and waited for my roommates to get there, and they didn't get there till like 10 till. But the show was good, and there were some really good songs. Brian our next door neighbor did a hilarious song about breaking up with a girl.
The dance however was the highlight for me. It has been a long time since i danced and i miss having the dance parties at home in haley's room or my room. Family dance parties are the best. But it was way fun and they played a few of my favorite songs. I loved it and i wish i could do that more often. I also wish my roommates would go with me. But after i got to go to Twizzle Berry with a girl i hung out with at the dance named Britney. She was fun to talk to, but to my mom. I told her about my no dating rule and she is well informed. So i am staying strong MOM. Anyways life is great and I am having a blast. Now i am by myself watching a movie and being very talented at multi tasking.
So random thought of the day is how great twizzle berry is. I got the sample cup and i might have set a record for the most amount of samples sucked from a sample cup. Also I love the middle lever, cuz you can mix the already magical flavors to become super flavors. I just wish there was a lever to mix all the flavors at once. And the one flavor i was weirded out by was the pumpkin flavor, just because it was frozen yogurt. And pumpkin flavored yogurt is a strange thought. Well peace out yo all.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Whoa (i just tried to spell the sound i made)

So I am here on my couch after just pounding down a pot of beans and rice. So i am all beefed up, and i am ready to do some Zumba tonight. I just hope that there is at least one other guy there. If it is just me and 30 girls i hope they wont mind if i hide in the back corner and dance or whatever you do there. I also am hoping to do some rowing so i can get cut. I need to work out after all those beans and otter pops.
I also had fun in my classes today and I didn't even dose off. We learned in my marriage prep class all kinds of fun things about marriage. And the cool nerd guy in the corner was hilarious today, and the genius guy actually commented a lot today. I then showed my teacher the paper i wrote for my english class and she wants to use it as an example, which is legit.
Other then that nothing spectacular has happened, but tonight is going to be interesting. And i keep seeing the squirrels here and they are so fat. On my way to the library this one squirrel waddled across the sidewalk, because it was too fat to run. I think it is the same squirrel that lives in a trashcan outside the science building. I thought about catching him, but people were watching and i had no moral support. I am going to try and catch a squirrel this semester, but i am waiting for the opportune moment. I also think that it would be awesome to set up a booth on campus telling people to not make the squirrels fat. I also think it would be funny to bread rabbits on the Rexburg campus. They would flourish here, and they would then compete with the squirrels over food. It would be like survival of the fittest. I bet the squirrels would win though.
Oh and my roommate Jacob i decided needs help. He has this fascination/addiction to flannel and plaid. I feel like i am living with a California lumberjack. And i am pretty sure he doesn't even own an ax. So either i have to convert him to other types of clothing or if i fail there i am going to buy him a hatchet for his birthday.
So i have to go now, because i have oreos given me by a great person and i am trying to type and i am distracted by their beautiful black and white colors.
Soooo peace! out!

Sunday, October 17, 2010


So today was another Sunday, and an interesting one at that. I went to my ward with Jonah Durst and Megan Buzzant. The sacrament meeting was hilarious. Our sacrament meeting talks were about protecting the environment, and how we should sign up for the hill Camorah pageant, because they need more young men to play as soldiers. It was uplifting totally. I don't even want to litter or pollute anymore. I have decided to now swallow my gum instead of spitting it on the ground. While he gave his message i kept thinking he was going to make some analogy with it. Tie it in somehow to repentance or something, but no. He just wanted us to not litter I guess. I also went to and FHE leader meeting today, because i mistook it for a Sunday school meeting. It was way weird.
So after church i went out to do PPIs, which are the funnest thing ever(sarcasm applied here). They are personal priesthood interviews, and they take forever. I spent an hour and a half interviewing three people. I did get to know those three people really well though, and i sacrificed a nap to do just that. So i opened my windows, because there is a scripture that says blessings come through open windows, and so i thought I thought I would help the process:-). I am just kidding though. And the window has a screen anyways and we are encourage to not take them out. I did take it out yesterday though, when I got locked out and I had to climb in through the small window to get in.
Another thing is that I told my mom that i was not going to date till the next fall semester. She doubted me and wanted it in writing and so here it is. So if i break our "contract" before next fall, I have to make dinner for the family, for a whole week straight. And if i make it, then my mom will pay for me to eat out somewhere cool. So no there is motive and desire. So starting today, I am not allowed to go on more then 3 dates with any girl until next fall semester. So i guess since i wont be dating i will just have to make friends with everyone on campus.
So that tops todays fun till now, but I am going to a girls birthday part tonight and that will be fun. I also might go stadium singing if i get bored. ok lazers

Saturday, October 16, 2010

The block game

So i was thinking about that game really tiny kids play, where you try to put different shaped pieces into different shaped holes. I feel like i am still playing this game. It is frustrating to be so far from perfect. It is hard when you feel like you are doing you best and giving something your all, and yet you still manage to hurt everyone you love and care about. Do you ever get past causing people pain. I just feel like this semester i have been trying to put my piece in the right box, but i can't find where to put it. I want to find my niche. I want to be where i belong, where i can only hurt myself and no one else.
I have decided to not date anyone for at least another year. For one i don't think i am strong enough nor mature enough to date, and also I am tired of hurting people I come to care about. I am hoping that if I am just friends with everyone, and not get romantically attached then my piece will finally go in. I would say my greatest enemy in life is the man inside me. I hate no one else, but the natural man.
So I have been trying hard to keep my mind busy, because I don't give good company to myself. My thoughts found in the idle moments just condemn me to say, "oh what a wretched man is this." But i guess Nephi felt this way too, so I don't have to feel alone. I am pretty happy though. I played bball this morning and it turned out to be a way good game. Ashely my old fhe sister and britney a girl from my class came with, and they did awesome. As for yesterday Craig was a stud, because he went with me to meet people. We probably met and became friends with some 20 new people last night. We just went around and met random strangers. We took my shocker thing and we shocked so many people and we convinced many people that it was for a class. It really was just to break the ice. I met a really cool guy from bunkhouse, who served in Brazil and we are going to become brothers soon. Also we got a pizza and watched the mighty ducks. I am lucky to have amazing roommates who are always there for me. Jacob is sick right now with some stuff, and it is probably because he has been staying up late to comfort me and just listen.
Also i have a new philosophy about friendships. So i decided that friendship isn't a reservoir, but a river. I used to think that i could do a ton for someone, and that it would last for a long time. I thought i could fill up the reservoir with listening, kindness, and any real action of care. However I have decided that friendship is a river. Everyday it needs to have water in it or what is underneath the water and on the banks will die from lack of water. I have come to see that what happened in the past is put into a folder in the mind, and that it isn't always in front of you to see everything that someone has done for you. So i guess friendships are built on   smaller building blocks. I guess each day you have to make sure the water level doesn't drop. I have been bad about being there for people at certain times, and then slacking off and letting things drop and weaken. I am far from perfect, but I know God will help me be a better friend starting now.
I feel so greatfull for the great friends, example, and people in my life. Each person i meet teaches me how far i still have to travel to be perfect. I am greatful to people who have been there for me in the hard times, and in the easy times. This semester has taught me a lot and i am glad I went through it all. Haley was a good friend to me, and helped me see those areas in my life that need attention. She really helped me and she was super patient. Also my family has been so faithful in being there for me.
So i have wrote a ton already, so i will end with saying that today is going to be a good day and i am going to stand a little taller.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Saturday + homework= a fiery pit of despair

So I decided that hell is just a library, with bay windows. So we are locked inside and have to be miserable, while you look outside and see all the people having fun in the sun. I am not depressed however, because i am messing around now in the library and the internet is really good for watching hulu and youtube as well as downloading cool songs to bounce to if you ever get refocused again. I am not in the mood for homework though, because it is almost 6. I thought about walking home, and not getting a ride, but i have my chem book so i decided to be non-productive instead. We did however play basketball this morning and it was way fun. I left my hops at home though and there was this kid who kept dunking it during the game and he was only 5'11" and at make 6' tall. I was annoyed, but my hair looked better then his so i can't complain. It is a good hair day today. I don't actually know how this is possible since my hair is only a cm long if that, but you just feel it sometimes. Also i have no acne right now which always floats my self-esteem boat. Anyways i am getting in good shape. I guess getting in good shape is a by-product of a breakup reaction. Now that is chemistry, but not really.
New paragraph. I guess. I don't get paragraphs i still just use them when i feel like i am bored of talking about one thing and want to talk about another thing, or if i pause long enough in thinking about what to say.
So last night we watched "old dogs" with our fhe sisters past and present. They are all so great. When I was sad about Haley they made me cookies for me "Cookie" which is a thing i may never live down. wanna see?
So these are my heart cookies and a cute note and my smile, because they cheered me up for a while. Also in the upper left corner you can see a girl in a picture. I made her a modest shirt that she still has on today. It says i am converting to Mormonism on it. I made it out of paper to cover her bathing suit. Also bathing is not spelled the same way you say it. Thank goodness for spell checker buttons. So that is that. Tonights agenda holds meeting new people. I am going to take my gym pro out and shock people for fun and make them flex by sending surges of electricity through their body. I also am going to eat my heart cookies:)
ok peace out!

Friday, October 8, 2010

The day after the disaster

So Haley broke things off after just a month. She said i can still keep a finger in the book, but it is hard to do. Either i go on with life with one hand or i pull my finger out, drop the book, and go play Frisbee. It is rainy today so obviously the heavens are crying with me. Actually i am optimistic today and i am moving on. I am going to go meet new people today. Go knock on doors and shock girls. I do miss my girl though, cuz she was really special. Any how i took Tylenol pm and i slept like i rock all the way through the night and through my first class. I did go to class, but my arms made for a nice pillow. Then chemistry we blew stuff up, but not enough. I wish i could buy random chemicals to blow stuff up in my free time. We got out early and i went home and made muffins. I gave them to Haley's apt. because i promised them some a while back, and now i owe them nothing more. I have kept my word to the T. After i went and rowed 3000 meters in the gym. Then rode a bike that doesn't move just like my boat. So once i got all massive i went home and now i am here at home writing my random events of the day. I am just kinda bored now and i wish i could find something really exciting to do and to have fun in Rexburg you have to be creative. And the only creativeness i have right now is when playing with my food. I can make a dog sculpture out of 1slice of bread. Also i will share my goals. I am not going to nibble on my fingernails anymore. I wonder if i was more flexible if i would chew my toenails too. Then i am brushing my teeth after every time i eat. That is about it for now. Oh and i decided what i am going to be for halloween. I am going to be white! I will post the picture later. I was going to be a giant cracker, but i can't figure out how to do it. So i am going to be white, which shouldn't be too hard. :-)\
peace out yo

Thursday, October 7, 2010

My feelings

So these last few days have been tough for me. I almost haven't stopped praying for two days straight. I have never been so strongly tested in my whole life it seems. My heart feels like it is in a vice and my stomach has been sick.
There have been moments in my life, where i get stuck and i feel like i am not growing. This is not one of those times. There are moments before major life changing events in our lives, where Satan gets the attention of his army and they all shoot at you. I feel like i am finally making the changes in my life that will change who i am forever. I feel like Satan is trying so hard to stop me. If I make it through this i know i will really be happy, because i am trying to do what God wants me to do. I have felt powerful assurances that he is there, but then he leaves again to let me face this trial. I have never prayed so much, and i feel like I am relying on the Lord for everything, because i feel hopeless. I feel bad for having leaned and brought down so many people i care about. I know that Haley has been really patient with me, but she hasn't known me long enough to know that this isn't me. My spirits are lifting thinking about when Sunday will come, because all of us live dark Fridays. I guess we are expected to spend a few moment in Gethsemane and a few moments at calvary to understand the atonement. Last night was really hard. I remember praying for strength, and a feeling came that said, "my angels are around you and will bear you up". I now know that angels are real, that God sends help. My sisters, Haley, My roommates, my friends, haley's roommates and my mom have all been angels to me these last few days. And the small things they have done, have meant more to me then they will ever know. Each gave advice that helped me in some way. Each did something to lift my eyes a little higher.
Trials are never easy, but i am greatful that i have a Father in Heaven who loves me, and his helping me get through this. I also know that priesthood blessings are the hand of the Lord working miracles in our lives.
I am so greatful for all that i have. I don't deserve this much. I am also excited for what sunday holds for me.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Homework equals lame

So i decided that when i get all annoyed with my homework, that I will write my Random thoughts. Ok so for peter and my mom and others, I have seen no cute black girls today, and the only girl buy me is a library cop and she doesn't have a badge in her wallet, and she has a sweet spirit i think, but that is it. Actually i didn't talk to her, so these are assumptions.
So monday i had a spiritual experience. This girl called by the name of Ashley Mono is sick with some heart pain thing. It isn't heartburn. It is heart pain, and her heart beats with a little too much gusto. So I went to visit her, to see how she was doing, and she told me that she had just prayed that I would come to take her mind off her heart illness. So i came and told her all my jokes and we watched a show about a spelling bee on TV. I remember being in elementary school and failing the spelling bee two years in a row, with sissors and libary. Just kidding I know how to spell them, but I didn't during the spelling bee. No joke. It hurt me though, and i haven't been able to spel since. It scarred me forevr.
After her house. I took peoples garbage out at her apt complex and since they were strangers, they got really confused when i would walk into their apt and ask for their garbage. And one apt was packed with guys and girls in the dark, watching a movie. They left their door open a crack and had their garbage just inside the door. I slow motion leaned through the crack in the door and while they all looked at me with puzzled looks i took their garbage and slipped out. I left them speechless. Then after i was already into the parking lot a girl yelled thank you. Who knew garbage could be so fun. Garbage men must do their job because they like it.
Ok now back in time before I went to her house i went to our combined ward FHE and ate 8 pizza slices. I have eaten way too much pizza here, but it was good, and I ate candy.
Now forward in time, I chilled with Haley and we had several special moments together.
More forward in time. Like the next day actually, which was yesterday actually, I chilled with Haley more. We even did homework together, which is really hard, because I just want to go do things and not homework. Also i decided just now, like this half-second to give Taylor a shout out. She is Haley's cousin and she is blond, and single, and waiting for a cool guy. Text me if you are interested. She is really fun and crazy and she has a funny run, she screams when i swerve at things in my car, and she enjoys long walks on the beach. She is a blogger, which means she is cool, and she is ticklish(this word is weird).
Well I am going to do homework again and keep my eye out for more black people, and I am going to eat rice and beans for lunch. Also i am going to bother(another weird word) Haley while she does her homework, and probably hang out with her a lot. Oh and I am going to tease Christine Haley's adopted tall sister about watching a scary movie with Curtis #4.
oh and p.s. I Morgan my roommate can shower and shave in approximately 12 min. Pure skill and no cuts.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Sad Day

It is a sad day to see the weekend come to an end. I spent Friday morning debating on whether to go to Utah or not to see my dad and sister who were riding 50 miles with my old man. Old man in this context is referring to my grandpa of 80 years maybe and not my dad who is less then that. Anyways the rootbeer party was a flop and I guess that the root of the word rootbeer, but not the root part has a way of scaring Mormons off up here at the YI. Can't say drinking party either. Next time i will need to say float party and let their imaginations play with that. Hopefully they wouldn't think of smoking and getting high. There is no winning up here.
Anyways after that huge tangent, I was regretting that night for having stayed in Rexburg, and saturday was looking dismal as i wanted to spend the day with Haley J and she had other plans all day. Even a non-date with a guy to hot springs. YIkes. So i tried various methods and forms of guilt trips and persuasions to no immediate avail. However during the young women broadcast i got a text saying she would like to spend the night with me instead. My night got good. I got to spend the whole night with her. We played lazer tag and she got third out of all the people that came. She is my rambo, but the girl version. Maybe my Ramba or something. Then we had a fire and ate smores. I got to cuddle with her and i always want "smore" or that. Ok bad pun. It was an amazing night that made staying in Rexburg totally worth it. I think she enjoys seeing me run on my toes for her.
Sunday we (my roommates and I), went to church and had good meetings. The highlight was Sunday school though. Our teacher was on crack I think and was talking in weird voices and doing martial arts moves and using made up sayings. It was entertaining though, if that was his purpose. And now i know the influence of crack on Sunday school teachers.
Then i ate a pop tart, which i regretted.
I spent the rest of my waking hours with Haley the girl that beats my chests drum. We had a picnic that she and her rad and righteous roommates made for us. Then we went to the park later, and i got to spend one on one time with Haley learning about her and what makes her unique and special. Then we played games and made banana bread with frozen bananas, with Tay(short for taylor), Chri(short for Christine), Kutis(with a c and not a K), and Haley. I lost at nertz, but i had fun seeing everyone so intense.
This is too long. bye

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Back at the Y I.

So since BYU is called the Y, It is official that I am going to try and get everyone to call this place the YI. Only makes sense. Anyways I have now been up at the YI for several weeks and It now feels almost like I never left. Also I am going to try harder to use my blog more on days when boredom hits, like Saturday mornings. So it has been awesome so far. I have become social again and I have met tons of new people. Although lately since I met this girl, there is not huge motivation in meeting new people, like girls. So I am taking some really easy classes, and Chem 105, which kicks my trash. However that will change soon enough. Also I like to talk about food, so here is my food rant. I love it, but I am already getting tired of the huge bag of cereal i bought, Romen, and rice. But i just bought Oreos from heaven and pop tarts from a western family. That is a brand if you didn't get my bad joke and heaven is not a brand if you were confused. Anyways this semester I met the prettiest girl ever. To protect her identity I will refer to her as Haley or maybe miss Jorgensen, or maybe Haley Dawn. Either way I am referring in code to this girl. Anyways we have done tons of cool things this semester already, and most of the time my room mates or hers are usually present. We have gone to the civil defense caves and played hide and go seek with glow sticks, and I got us in trouble with an army guy. Also we have been to several bonfires, and that has been hot. Then we have played lazer tag, watched movies, and last night we had homemade rootbeer.
So I suck with paragraphs, so i am just going to start a new one so the other one doesn't get too big. Any-who my roommate we will refer to him as Jacob to protect his identity, or maybe Brian is cool. We have lots of quality pillow talk about girls. He my personal guru and Buddha. He is so wise. He really likes a girl right now, and it wouldn't surprise me if he married her. He is ALWAYS thinking about her, and school, and getting big muscles.
New paragraph. Actually i am kinda out of things to say, plus i didn't really have much to say from the beginning hence all the rambling and lack of structure in my posting. Anyways life is swell and righteous. I actually wanted to use cowabunga there, but i don't know how to use it in a sentence and be grammatically accurate. So I like Haley a ton. And depending on which of you ever reads this, it is you. Between my sister and my crush. And i love my family, friends, and food. PEACE.
New paragraph. OUT
ps. I just learned how to put pictures on :-)

Monday, June 28, 2010

A door opens

So I decided that I write more when the World Cup is going on, because I am actually on my computer for once. I sit here and fill out my extensive bracket and score sheet that i made, which will end up in the trash in a week, so it is actually funny I am putting so much into it. It is pretty with all the boxes, lines, and penmanship. Brazil won again today by the way. They beat Chili 3 to 0. They are now on to the quarterfinals, where they will face the Netherlands. I find it weird that I have to say the Netherlands and not just Netherlands. It is just a country that sounds weird alone. There is the Spain and Spain. In this case it sounds weird with the. This is officially why English drives me crazy and why I a drive myself crazy while speaking English.
 Next I forgot to announce to my following, which sounds like I am running a cult centered on my life. They should use a different word, like stalkers or leeches or friendly readers or listeners. So many better options. Anyways at work a while ago there was this gigantic black guy that came into work. He was 6'11" and I know this because i asked him. I would be too embarrassed to measure him up. Then while i was hooking up his trailer, I asked him if he played any basketball. He said he played a little. What a great answer. So i prodded on theoretically. I asked if he played any collage ball. He then said, well i actually kinda play pro. Then I lit up, my face that is, because i don't smoke. I asked him what his name was. Ervin Johnson he responded, and bam i had met a celebrity, and made a fool of myself to them. I should have guess he played pro by his hair do and height. He was very interesting though, because he over worried about everything, Kinda funny. I wanted to give him a chill pill, but then he might kill me so i resisted.
Another thing i did was go to Film on the Rock, at Red Rocks. I had to go straight from work and change while driving. Thank goodness for cruise control. I can change so good while driving now. The pants is definitely the hardest part. I wonder If Spiderman could change in his car like me. I am always afraid that I will have my pants off and be putting on my others and a bus will pass me and they will all look down and see me. I've lucked out so far however. At Film on the Rocks we watched speed, and there were good bands, and the movie was good, except that Neo was in it. Not the best actor and ever since matrix, everything he does seems so weak and plain. He doesn't dodge bullets or jump through walls. He even gets beat up by sissies, and he no longer knows kung fu. It is like he stinks now. Also I ate hemp ice cream there, and it has no hemp in it. Trust me i looked for it. And i made paper airplanes that were shaped like daggers. I then would dagger people in the back of the head several rows down. Mean but felt good. Oh and the hemp girl had a soda pop top bracelet like me. We are instant friends. She is way cool and kind of cute in a hippie way.
Signing off. Brett Beutler

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

One really memorable day

So today was very eventful, even though i planned on it not being. I started the morning off tired since i stayed up  super late, playing poker. It was my first time playing, and I beat the competition. Anyways, my dad woke us all up at 8 because of his new no sleeping in house rule. So we all slept with our eyes open as we read scriptures. Then my dad decided to stay home from work, and not working concreted the Idea to go on a walk along the river with my mom. It was touching. You might have cried. Then after we walked forever we got home, and I decided i needed to buy my film on the rocks tickets for that night, and visit elisa and nate and, buy hemp at Hobby Lobby where they are both working. I drove the 30 min and when I was about 2 minutes away Liz called from work asking me where I was. I told her and she asked me if I knew i worked today. I quickly and cheerfully added that today was my day off. She then said, "nope, actually you were scheduled to work at 12. Crap and other mormon "dang it" words came to mind. I asked her if she was pulling my leg and she wasn't. I am screwed played on repeat in my head. So i pulled a U in the street and headed home. I drove fast and managed to only be 2 1/2 hours late. I got crap for that one.
So the day was beginning to get exciting, but this was only the beginning. I got to work, and a cool lame bird with issues was flying around our bay. So i chased after it until I caught it. I stroked it's head a little, showed it off a little, then set it free by a tree near my knee. I could rap. Next i got in good with this blinged out black guy who complimented me on my bracelet made of garbage. He then looked at his jewel encrusted watch, then at his car. He then asked me to watch over his pimp mobile, while he was driving the Uhaul truck. I was a great security guard, and he promised me a surprise if i kept it safe. Well the surprise was the fact that he was never going to show up, and so the surprise was that there wasn't one. And i was surprised i can say, but in a very depressing manner. And I am falling asleep so i will finish this tomorrow.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Soccer News and other stuff

So i haven't been on in a few days, but the World Cup is still going on, and The USA has a good chance of advancing, with their last game. They got robbed of a goal, and so they ended with a tie, then Brazil one today 3 to 1 against the Ivory Coast. And Kaka Brazil's number 10 got ejected with a red card for behavioral issues. So Brazil will play the notorious Portugal with Christiano Ronaldo, and without one of their leading players.
As for other things going on, is i found a nice rope and these cool flashing glasses at uhaul, which was awesome. Also i have been hanging out with my friends, eating shiscabobs(i think i just butchered this word) and calzones(butchered this one too). Also I miss my sister Katie a lot. We connected so well, and I wish she would come back from the DR. I feel kinda lonely sometimes, because there is no one who really cares. I go unnoticed, and slide under the radar, and it makes me feel bad for so many thousands of others, who feel the same. It hurts, and you just want to be loved. I am just glad I have a Heavenly Father, who I know is still watching over me, and helping me get through my hardest summer, and one of the hardest times of my life. I can't wait to go back up to school where i have more of a purpose, and where i can't let anyone down. I feel that is all I ever do, is fall short in every way of what people expect out of me, and it has been a long time since anyone has been proud of me.
I usually try to be cheery and funny, which sometimes happens, but i guess i am a little down tonight. I am blessed though and i really shouldn't be down, because I have a living and loving Savior. He laid down is life for me, and took back life again to stand by my side and help me finish my fight. Tomorrow is Monday, a new day and It will hold a fresh start, and the opportunity to become a better man. I want to be kinder to everyone, and never say a mean thing about anyone. I want to learn to compliment people more, and I want to love to serve more. And hopefully I can keep myself more humble too, since i have been struggling with that.
One more side note. With Nate Weatherford, I have been making fun of him for being metro or girly, and he has been doing the same for me. And he made fun of me for meditating, but it has really been awesome. I downloaded some relaxation tapes, and relaxing music. I sleep so well now, and my headaches go away, and i find myself more patient and calm after i do them. Meditation makes me a better person. And I don't cross my legs and sit in Buddha stance just in case you were wondering. I actually fall asleep a lot while doing it. you know, taking relaxation to the max. The REM level:-). I am a nerd dang it. Oh and since it is father's day i should mention that my dad is wonderful. He isn't perfect, but he tries. He is a honest man, and a hard worker. He defines what a priesthood holder should be like, and he always maximizes his callings. He loves my mom and us. He is active, and I am fortunate to have him for a dad and friend. Till next time.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Brazil Wins

Acho que o jogo foi super bom, e gostei muito o jogo. Tambem acho que a selecao poderia ter jogado melhor. Eles quase nao atacou o goal no premeiro meitade do jogo, mas ganharam no final. So Brazil won Korea 2 to 1.  I must say that i expected more out of them, but I am none the less just happy they got the big W. I watched the game with Peter, my sister Haley's boyfriend. He had quite the hook up. Not only did he hook me up with the game to watch he supplied this beautiful phenomenon that did the macarena, or however you spell that, in my mouth. At first i wasn't expecting it, because i had my eyes glued to the telly in pure intense soccer spirit. I just grabbed a handful and threw one in my mouth, then "bam" that great taste. The are pretzel bytes with a twist, because they are filled with peanut butter and no they don't actually have a twisty shape. But it is a great taste, and so after my revelation, i quickly scarfed down a bunch of handfuls. Then my second revelation came. My mouth was then screaming for water. This great combination has a wicked after affect of sucking all the moisture out of your mouth. Can you think of anything that would dry you mouth out more then those two things, and just imagine them together. I was like soaking them in water after that, and i am sure that is the last time i get invited over now, because i ate all his tasty treats, his famine bytes. I think that would be a good slogan. Here have a tasty byte, there is a famine in every lick, and your mouth won't water long for this treat.
So I didn't expect to talk so much about famine bytes. Kind of a big tangent i know. But ya Brazil won. cool huh.
So also today was my day off, which was very convenient. However i still worked with my red headed friend (i.e. my brother). I don't know how to put i.e.s in my sentences. I should probably look that up. Anyways we mowed this guy's lawn that is an albino guy, without the gene. In other words he is a glowing white color, but he is really just afraid of the sun i think. Hope he never bytes my neck. He is a nice guy though, and he gives us good mullah for cutting things for him like grass, and weeds and things. But today after the game, we went to his house to attack a bush that took a few too many steroids. I half expected to discover a car inside the bush. It is really that big, and it is reaching out in every direction to touch something. It is almost suffocating the house. Note to self, less adjectives. Ok so i slowly cut my way into the bush, several feet, and then i moved out to the sides. I felt like Ammon from the Book of Mormon, cutting off a bunch of arms. So i wish i had a picture, because the whole bottom 4 feet is all brown, because we cut off all the green, and the top is still green and crazy. So it looks terrible, and Edward Scissor-hands would probably have way more then just a few words for me. Maybe even a paragraph. But it is sad, and I am sure he would mad at me for my lack of talent, but no worries, because tomorrow i am going back for more.
Ok i promise this post will end, but i have 2 more stories to tell. One is that I found out that the bus bush attacks my allergies, and I wound out my allergies with no zyrtec of claritin shield, don't stand a chance. I sniffle every second. I could be a clock, with how frequent and often i sniffle.
Then my second story is about yesterday. I will get to the point. I was driving, and "BAM" i almost got hit by a car. It ran a red light and came just inches from hitting my front bumper as i was turning with the left turn signal. It was so cool. Good thing my foot got over the led foot disease, because it could have cost me there. I am glad someone above is watching over me. And that person had serious problems, because they were swerving all over after the red light run. Some people need to drink smart water for breakfast, which actually exists by the way. Imagine if you drank that with Smarties. You might become ace the IQ test then. Just an idea.
Oh and this is Brett signing off literally, till the next bored moment when I shall return.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Sunday's best

So today was sunday, and it was sweet like peeps. I slept in till 11:00 which was great, besides getting woken up early with my mom yelling at Dallin to wake up. Oh and i was sleeping in the basement on the couch, because i lost my bed to our aunt and uncle who gave us an hours notice to their coming. Dang, i just remembered last night so i have to explain. So i went upstairs to clean my room for them and change my bed sheets. What happened was i put on my cool hip tunes, and my sisters couldn't resist the call. It wasn't more than a min, before  i had to postpone my cleaning for a half hour at least. Both my sisters came dancing into my room, with no warning, and we ended up having a dance party in the small space around my bed. It was funny, and I am sure the neighbors loved the show through my wide open window. We really didn't hold back, except when the lyrics wanted us too.
OK back to Sunday. Church was good, as Brother Blatter gave a spur of the moment talk with the Bishop, when the found out that there had been no people called to talk. They were awesome talks though. Bishop even cried when he told of his conversion, and about the black and red bois in the bay, and the familiar sound of the bay, that brought him safely home.
Oh and another blessing came after church when my good friend Ryan told me about the donuts and milk hidden in the kitchen. What better way to top off church then that. To leave church spiritually and physically fed. Now i am home, and excited for tonights fun with my friends and family. I am so lucky to have such loyal, kind, loving friends that i can always count on. My family Is amazing too. When someone has awesome, loving friends and family, what more can he ask for? Besides a seat on the right hand of God of course. I am content with being blessed with friendly giants all around me.

Life with a cup of indoor soccer

So yesterday was Saturday and the USA tied with a bit of luck against England in the world cup. So that was awesome, and i am sure it was a funny site to see me with my eyes glued to my laptop yelling randomly as a goal was missed here and there. It was intense, and I found out also that we don't get many channels on our new TV. We got like 5 Christian minister channels, which even half of those were Spanish. We did get one normal channel though, but it was showing this cheesy movie about Hawaii school kids going to Australia for a solar panel car race. There were only like 2 cars in the race though, and they drove off the rode like 15 times during the movie. Lawnmowers would have made it a little more exciting i think. Anyways the movie ends with the cars Axel breaking off and it sliding a few inches over the finish line for the win. The most intense part of the movie was when everyone said this one kid was too fat to drive it, because it couldn't carry that much weight. However with his friends cheering him on, he made it over the hill even with his weight. It inspired me to tears. I now know that if i ever am overweight and trying to make it over the will in a solar car, that I can make it. It was like the big train that could.
What was exciting though, was that night. My mom challenged me to soccer in the house, which was a first. We stared playing and i scored on her a bunch so she called for backup. Haley and Katie rushed in with their boney feet and elbows to up the competition. It got really rough, and I think we knocked down quite a few of the pictures off the wall. My mom encouraged us to play on regardless, which you won't find too many mothers that are cool enough to encourage let alone join in, in the rough housing in the house. I think today we all have sore toes, and bruised shins and arms. I thought i broke my toes at one point. It was super fun though.
Now later, as we do every night almost like Pinky and the Brain, Katie my sister asks me, "so what are we going to do tonight." Then in my rather monotone, but sinister voice i respond, "the same thing we do every night, go over to the Weatherfords house and figure that out." So we went over there and we decided to have a dinner. So we made the most amazing tacos together. We had your choice of celestial chicken, heavenly shrimp, or terrestrial battered fish sticks. With my fried tortillas, I felt like i was in a heavenly fried comma, but my insides decided later that it wasn't that good later, but it was good while it lasted. Then Ryan had angel food cake for desert, which fit in perfect with the spiritual and heaven theme. It even had strawberries on top. I love food, and girls. Just a side note. Oh and I love my family, too:-)

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Expanding my horizons

So i figure i need to write more, since i am working at U-haul and find all kinds of treasures. Some of the things i have found are dora the explorer dominoes, which were entertaining for like 15 min, which is something since I only found like 5. Also i found some unopened chocolate milk, which ended up being like 3 months expired, by the time i found it. Felt a little iffy that night. I found like 3 bottles of 7 up two days ago, which was awesome and tasty. I also find kids toys that are amusing. Then one day we found a rope, and played jump rope, but my metal boots kept me from showing off my skills.
Now i have a random cool fact. So one day the guys at work were arm wrestling and I am the strongest. I won, but I only arm wrestled one person, but he beat the rest. So my conclusion is that i am the strongest even though it hasn't been officially proven yet.
Ok now i am catching up. So at work I was walking around the building, and i had just helped a black lady at work with her storage unit, and she was so nice. It was then that my horizons broadened. I have decided that I could marry a black girl. They are so awesome, and they can have so many attractive traits, so if i marry a girl like this, don't be surprised.
Last thing is last night my brother was having a family party, because he got his brace face off. So we decided to hit a pikachu pinhata, which is an alliteration i think, full of candy. The best way to celebrate new teeth, by splurging on candy. So we decided that the stick thing is lame, since our family usually cheats and would skewer it or something. So we decided to all punch it instead, and left handed non the less. Crazzy i know. So we went from youngest to oldest. It was like a handicap mexican birthday party. We all looked funny as we tried to use our awkeward strength to give pikachu the beat down. It was sad as some of us missed, while others hurt their pride. I hit it my second time and it's bum opened up. It then discharged candy through the rear section with every remaining hit, until we pooped it out. Well done my special family, we succeeded.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Jackson Hole Ski Trip

So i just went this last weekend to Jackson Hole Wyoming. So it was amazing and just fyi i am lazy tonight so i am not going to write a ton. Anyways we left Sunday morning and drove a very riveting drive through the Wyoming jungle. So on the drive we saw buffalo grazing and i tried to hit them with snowballs, but my arm is sissy. I guess that wasn't my day to see a stampede or a POed buffalo. We also saw the grand teton mountain range in a spectacular way. They are very pointy and the last place i would want to be banished would be on the point of one of those mountains. So we stayed in Jackson Hole in these cool little cabins. My brother, me and my dad. Then we had a friend Joel and his kids ben and alex in the cabin 3 feet away. We also had a hot tub, which was awesome as can be. I loved it. Then we skied Jackson on monday and targhee on tuesday. I would try to describe those, but that would require too many adjectives and awesome would be the best way to describe it. And Mary came up and skied with us at Jackson. I have kind of a crush on her and i can say that here, because it is safe, because no one reads this anyways. She has such a great personality a glowing smile and she is super cute. So ya the trip was amazing and now i am back to cause trouble. peace out

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Short Lived

So i was going to write about sports and stuff, but really i already ran out of things to say since this is a one sided conversation anyways. I find talking to myself right now really weird and i realize i am a little strange, and that it is probably permanent so i should accustom my self to the reality and continue my skewed and strange way of life.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Mogul Skiing

So i have been skiing moguls as long as i can remember, and I thought I would write out some tips that have helped me ski them a little better, and tips that I have heard from others. Feel free to share ideas you might have. This is my first blog ever so i am still figuring it out. bear with me.