Midterms blow like the wind in Rexburg

So just to clarify. The wind blows hard here and if you put that in my midterm equation as a constant variable, then you know what i am not a fan of, and how much i am not a fan of it. I just took an exam for a class that i studied my but off literally, but not. But i did study super hard, just my butt is still there is what i am saying. Anyways i got an 82% on the test, and the weird part is that I am super content and happy with that. I actually think it will be one of the best grades in the class as sad as that is. Anyways life feels good right now.
Sports are interesting as i am in 6 different intermurral sports: volleyball, basketball, battleship, futsol which is indoor soccer, and dodge ball. But really my teams are all doing good. Vollyball we are getting better and we almost beat the second place team. Basketball, we have won most of our games and our last game the pity rule came into effect, because we were beating them by thirty points. Battleship, we have found the secret to staying affloat, and we didn't get sunk this last week in all three rounds. Futsol, I was named MVP by my team for scoring two of our four goals this last week, and assisting the others. And dodge ball we are undefeated due to the fact that it starts late and we haven't had a game yet. All i can say is that i am getting super humble from all this winning and awesomeness that i have been throwing down. Ok I am actually struggling. It is fun though.
Anyways not dating, nor have i gone on a date this semester. I am hot so i can't figure out why i am not getting asked out more, but what ever:-). Also i have a really cute black girl that i want to take on a date, and she is from england and has a cool accent. So what is cooler then that. That is like two great things in the same present. But in all reality i probably will just wink at her and say hi, and never actually go to the work of asking her out, due to lazyness and shyness and other yness-es. Anyways i am going home now to my cornbread and ramen so be jealous and peace out.

Bam and procrastination won.

So i am putting off homework. Not a new thing really. I just chose to blog in that time block of worthlessness. I don't really have much to say though. I guess i could mention my interesting day. So i met a girl who has an unknown ethnicity. I asked her if she was born in the US and she said of course and asked me why i thought she hadn't been. It was an awkward moment. Sooo i asked her on a date for tomorrow and we will see how it goes. She is gorgeous and is really witty and doesn't take my crap. She also handles awkward moments well, which happens a lot with me. She also is 24 and a return missionary. Things are looking pretty awesome, and i am super excited. Only problem is after the weird moment, which was oddly fun her ex-boyfriend got brought up. Come to find out i asked for her number the same day she broke up with him. I am hoping that is good timing. She also gets asked out a ton, which means there is competition so i am going to use my "A" game on the date.
"A" game is different for every guy probably. Mine includes a shirt that shows off my biceps and creates the illusion that I have muscles. I will wear faded pants to show i am classy. I usually will listen to some comedy before the date, because i feel funnier after that stuff. I will wear my best cologne, which is actually a decision in the moment and is left up to my mixing skills. I make sure to eat a breakfast of champions, which will be cinnamon Life cereal. I will eat candy to be sweet, and smarties to be smart. I will do a sudoku to be analytical and see clearly. I plan on chewing mango gum and being well hydrated. Also i will not eat lots of fiber, because that is never a good idea before a date. That about sums up my "A" game. Then there is"B" game and the others, but really it is a sad day if i don't have my good game on. Can't get a bad grade like a "C" on game. Average is sad and then you don't get to date really great girls.
Well back to homework, and watching Rocky on TV, which is a classic and i don't know why. It can't be famous for the acting, cuz that isn't great and the fighting is sad too. I really feel like Mr. T is what makes Rocky Rocky. The theme song is good too though. I feel like running with gloves on every time i hear it, and randomly punching the air. He also wears old school all-stars which is another selling point. So there are some awesome parts. Well i am going to go punch some frozen meat. Peace out homies.

Sleepy Me

So i have not written in a long time. So this is my repentance. I really don't know what to write besides the fact that I did a back flip on skis and attempted a front flip. This has always been a dream of mine, but i never thought it would happen. I tried so many times to do a back flip period and i never got close. My dream finally came true and my dreams as a skier are almost 100% complete. Just Corbet's Collier is left at Jackson. But i am just so excited i can't stop thinking about it.
Anyways i haven't slept much so i am not going to be witty or anything. I guess i should probably start doing my homework before i go out to play with my friends. It was a good day today though. I said hi to some really cute girls. I have this cute black girl in my Chem class that has a British accent. It is something awesome, but i haven't talked to her yet. There is also a Brazilian girl from Recife and i talked to her in Portuguese today. I also flirted lots with my cute lab partner. Then there is Page who is also really pretty and our relationship has yet to blossom, but it will happen. I need to work on my flirting though, because no girls have crushes on me right now. I am getting big muscles though. Well that is actually a lie. I am getting stronger, but i think my muscles are the same size if not smaller. I just got depressing bulk up genes. Do i thank my mom or my dad for that? Or do i thank some ancestor like 20 generations ago on each side, and i finally got the recessive scrony genes.
Oh and i decided that i should eat less tuna since it has radiation in it. So i have to find a yummy fish substitute that tastes good on "Granny's Delight Bread".
I am tired so i am signing off, and if i see a squirrel i will write about it, but they are hibernating. Peace out.

Spagetios

So i don't know how to spell spagetios. Is it with two g's (spaggetios)? Or maybe or is it eo (spageteos)? It could be sppaaggetios for all i know. Why doesn't spell check have these words? Google says it is spaghettios spelled with a capital O, which i find oddly hilarious. SpaghettiOs, and is has an h who would have thunk.
I promise i will not always talk about food. I don't promise that i wont though. And i talk a lot about english, because it is funny and i am bad at it. Like i just tried to text bow, like you would to a crowd. But then there is the thing that shoots arrows. Can i bow to a bow? And how do i know which is which, and what makes one be pronounced so different.
So besides that it rained and snowed today and i am learning to walk in slush, which is hard to do and not get wet feet. I get wet feet, because i tried to slide. Oh and puddles are only fun in the rain. Fact! I am cool. Fact! I am tired. Fact! I went swimming in a icy lake tonight. False!
I did class stuff today and went to FHE, and attempted lots of homework.
So another Fact! is that Jenica, who i am "dating" is fun and cool. She gave me spicy food and then we found cheese to make your mouth stop burning. Then i ate tons of cookies for the second time in one night. Then i cuddled with a significant girl, and we grasped one another's hands harmoniously. Which feels good, even if i don't really know what that means. I am sleep deprived, so this is more disastrous than normal for that reason.
Also i found out you can make ice cream with clean snow, and condensed milk. And i am still trying to figure out how you condense milk. It doesn't work whenever i try.
Also at Jenica's casa we were asking people if they had innies or outies. I found that these terms only refer to belly buttons, because everyone knew what we meant. Therefore you can't refer to your pocket or tongue as being outie, and so forth. Interesting huh.
I have a bunch of test crap tomorrow so text me good luck. Keep it under 160 words though, because otherwise it comes in two texts. Oh and I love being Mormon.
Peace out till lazers.
sincerely, the author

Animal Crackers

So i just wanted to write one with this name, since i had one called gold fish a while back. But i have decided that they have rainbow goldfish, that are just so much more exciting then the yellow pasty colored ones. So they should make colored animal crackers. NO red ones though, because obviously red flavored salty foods taste bad. They flavor it with beats or beets, the red vegetable, to make it red, but the flavor soaks in. Gross. So they should find an alternative like liquorish, or strawberries, or maybe even red dye. So many options and they chose a nasty one. That means if one out of five is red, then 1/5 of the box goes to feeding spoiled ducks and geese. By the way i can't tell ducks and geese apart anymore, but i think i could as a child. Maybe they are mating and the line is becoming foggy. But the things get goldfish, so they can't complain. Animal crackers are good though. I like to bite off all appendages, before gobbling down the body. Which if they were real animals  you couldn't do that, because it would be cruel, cuz they would suffer more that way. But back to the point i was going to make forever ago. I bought animal crackers to try eating with roman noodles. I am going to see if Anne the curly haired orphan has good taste in food or not. Oh and is Anne and Shirley Temple the same girl? I need to ask Google one of these days.
It is !:00 exactly so bed time has arrived. Peace out my avid listeners/readers, and i hope you were not bored enough to make it this far.
Lazers

Correction

So i am told by my mothering mother, that it is not hard core to write only 2 lines on a blog. So now that i am feeling more hardcore i might just reach four lines, which would mean that i am twice as hard core as before. And i spelled hardcore with a space in between and Google told me that is wrong and that it goes together. I refuse to erase it though, because then this sentence wouldn't make sense if i did. Oh and Google is in my spell checker and it is a proper noun, because it yelled at me with that red squiggly line. So i right clicked and it said i didn't capitalize the G. Proper nouns are stressful to me, because you have to hit two keys at the same time. I wish it would auto-magically(i guess a - goes there) capitalize it for me. Another revelation is that i am challenged with the English language no matter what time i write. Oh and English is a proper noun too i guess.
So i have officially out done myself in hardcoreness(this is a new word i guess, because the red line is saying it is not a word and its closest suggestion is hazardousness).

Hard core

So I just wanted to announce that I think I am Hard Core. Oh and why does gum get harder the longer you chew it. I just find that weird. I like doing wheel chair wheelies. Hard Core!